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By By The Grace of God (Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:09:28 AM EST) (all tags)
I'm blessed to know you.

Inside: TOO MUCH INFORMATION.



I have one tit (left) that is larger than the other.

Also, my nipples, I am told, are large.

I've got Horrible Menstrual Cramps (tm[i]) which were even beastlier yesterday - I had to cancel my attendance at the dead Marines memorial :( and go home and suffer. Gah, this sucks. Plus my stomach is upset.

I will never touch birth control pills, because they make one gain weight and get depressed.

Have been going into depth listening to/reading Pekar interviews. He's even a challenge for Terry Gross. Many people focus on the meta-ness of his work. I want to talk about autobiography, sure, but also about power, and political speech, and so on, bleh bleh wibble.

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I love big nipples by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 3) #1 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:14:58 AM EST
And one side being bigger is normal, unless you're talking about unwanted swelling in which case...it is still normal.

Best wishes. Have a nightcap tonight.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat


Yes, you are right. by xth (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:17:06 AM EST
It is too much information.



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I will never touch birth control pills by TPD (4.00 / 4) #3 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:35:50 AM EST
....because they make one gain weight

not taking them can cause substantially greater weight gain!

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!


Only temporary. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:40:46 AM EST


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Hahahahh by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #24 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 06:48:53 AM EST
No, but seriously, that only applies to celebrities.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Second time this week, by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #25 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 06:58:02 AM EST
that I've wanted to use the farrngirl account. I'm so pissed off I lost the password...

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PLZPSTPXKTHX!!!11 by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 4) #4 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:36:00 AM EST
One tit larger than the other is normal. Likewise, a slight lack of symmetry. OTOH, if one is 30% larger or more, you're a freak.

When you write "nipple" do you mean the nipple itself or the areola? Are we talking pencil eraser large or large blueberry or golf pencil. Back in the early days of teh Web I built a fetish site for some guy into huge nipples.

Continue wibbling.



Tits by By The Grace of God (4.00 / 2) #5 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:38:50 AM EST
Just slightly larger and slightly assymetric.

Nipples: The areolae are what's large. The nipples are the size of the end of a pencil, indeed.

God, am I sorry. -Jack Nicholson
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Still Good! by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #16 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 04:29:03 PM EST
I've always found small aereolas on boobs rather unattractive.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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I forgot to send stuff. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:40:29 AM EST
I'll try to remember tonight.



BCPs by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:46:53 AM EST
I will never touch birth control pills, because they make one gain weight and get depressed.

Well, that's a blanket statement.  It is not true for all people, nor for all birth control pills, nor for every combination of the two.  Ortho-Novum 7/7/7 and mini pills did not agree with me, but I took Triphasil 28s for ten years with no discernable side effects, other than less acne.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus


One of my ex's by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 11:51:41 AM EST
Got depressed / moody / etc on the pill she was taking. She switched to a different brand and everything went back to normal with no side effects.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman
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And how. by webwench (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 04:10:55 PM EST
I tried triphasil in college, and they made me insane (mood swings). Switched to something else and I was just fine. It's weird.


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i've had to switch by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #17 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 06:20:26 PM EST
but never because they made me depressed. one because they made me nauseous, one because they were too low in estrogen. my cramps are no longer of the stay-in-bed murderous types, and i havent gained weight because of them. i have gained weight for other reasons, however.
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I'm suprised greyrat wasn't all over this by theboz (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 12:15:32 PM EST
Oh well. Anyway, I don't really have anything to say on this topic, having not seen the actual ta-tas in question. However, I do think that them being natural is a plus. The various surgeries that people get tend to make them look bizarre, so if you do feel that they are weird (which they are probably not) you should not get surgery because that will most likely make them weird for real.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n


I &hearts; Large Nipples by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 02:51:03 PM EST
Actually, large areola, gigantor nipples would throw me off.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei


I was scratching my head: by Trip (4.00 / 1) #12 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 03:22:02 PM EST
I read:

I have one tit (left) that is larger than the other.

as:

I have one tit (remaining) that is larger than the other.

Took a moment. :)



look, by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 03:23:37 PM EST
Even triple-breasted freaks want acceptance.

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown
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FWIW by Trip (2.00 / 0) #29 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 03:24:14 PM EST
I was actually thinking oh neat... and not what a freak....

OTOH, I can see how it might make a person uncomfortable.

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hitchhiker's guide reference/joke by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #30 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 03:46:41 PM EST

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown
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Strange coincidence, that. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #14 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 04:01:22 PM EST
My left tit is also larger than the right.

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur


not that I've noticed by calla (4.00 / 2) #21 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 02:07:59 AM EST
Honey, you've got the balanced chest of Superman.

Am I missing the point of your comment?


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Well, I *am* a pretty good-looking guy. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #22 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 02:37:06 AM EST

That's me, on the bottom.

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur
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I'm relieved by calla (4.00 / 2) #23 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 03:15:22 AM EST
Its good to know you aren't the pic on top. Whew!


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so, by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #26 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 07:27:54 AM EST
When did you have that chin surgery done?

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown
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Yeah, I'm the son Kirk Douglas didn't talk about. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #28 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 03:06:57 PM EST
STFU

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur
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Jealous? by calla (2.00 / 0) #31 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 05:32:36 PM EST
he's got the chest and chin of Superman. In his glasses he looks like Clark Kent. 'nuff said.


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me? snarky mood lately by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #32 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 05:33:07 PM EST

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown
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my left is bigger, too. by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #18 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 06:22:16 PM EST
are you left handed? this was the subject of a survey at the boston meet, and it seems that the larger one is by the dominant hand. odd.

i hate being lopsided, though. i also hate that they don't make a C-and-a-half, because the larger boob sorta overflows the cup, but the larger bra is too big. and i can't afford custom made.
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as a teen I had two different cup sizes. by calla (2.00 / 0) #20 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 02:06:19 AM EST
but the elimination of a benign tumor corrected the lopsidedness.


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i dont have one of those by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 08:52:13 AM EST
just a noticably larger left boob.
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Not enough information by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #19 Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 06:36:25 PM EST
Plspostpixkthx

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


I have one that acts like a lazy eye by sarahwren (2.00 / 0) #33 Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 11:25:29 AM EST
It points at the ground while the other one points at, well, whatever it wants.



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